I had gotten all the way to the hotel when I realized I don’t own a leopard-print thong. I had the wrong suitcase. It contained the clothing of a fashion-forward twenty-something guy, not a 48 year-old businessman. After spending a couple of hours going back to the airport, standing in line and sorting things out, I was finally reunited with my suitcase around midnight. I had never been so happy to see plain white boxers in my life.
-- Dan G., Santa Monica
What's the matter with thongs for guys? They're fine -- chill out and get in at least the 20th century, if not the 21st.
Any guy that wears leopard print thongs is a male stripper, gay, or wanting to please someone
I'll never forget what happened a few years back, on a flight to Houston. As we neared the airport, we hit some of the worst turbulence I've ever encountered. I was sitting in the back of the plane, about 2 rows in front of the bathroom, and the plane was rocking from side to side something fierce. Suddenly a man came running up the aisle holding his hand over his mouth, and his face was GREEN (he had been drinking)! He ran into the bathroom and was in there quite awhile. The flight attendant knocked on the door to ask if he was alright, and said "sir, we'll be landing shortly, you need to return to your seat". He said that he was okay, but did not come out. A few minutes later, she knocked on the door and said "sir, we are now making out descent. Please come out and take your seat". He still doesn't come out. Just before the plane hit the runway she knocks on the door again and says "sir, the plane is about to touch down, please take your head out of the toilet"!! When she said that, I almost died!!! I was trying really hard not to laugh (I didn't want the poor guy to hear me laughing at him). When that plane landed I had BOTH hands over my mouth and tears streaming down my cheeks!!!!! To this day, every time I think about that incident, I bust out laughing!
Don't knock thongs! The elastic is more comfortable being there when it is supposed to be in that position than when it's not supposed to be there but ends up there anyway! I have to wonder about your eyesight; these days most intelligent people check for identifying marks on their luggage before they cart it off. Also makes me wonder what qualifications for that job title you lied about if you're not smart enough to check that you have your own luggage before leaving the airport. I hope you apologized to the person whose thongs you absconded with for the inconvenience you caused.
ummmmmm..... don't u think that his u kno what would lose circulation??!!!!!
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um... ew! wouldn't that kind of underwear be a bit... uncomfortable for a man to wear?
Trouble is that at 'X-Marts' in the US, briefs come in packs of 4 or 5, rolled up. Even if one's a plain white kind of guy, the makers would combine plain colors with rather 'creative' designs. So, I confess, I've ended up with underwear from the sixties at times. Which complicates the color-sorting at laundry time. Luckily, nobody has ended up with my suitcase!
Alex -- LA, CA.
This is why i fly private!!
This is why i fly private!!
I was flying on business with two colleagues and decided to stop into an airport shop for mints before the flight. Paid for the mints, received change, and my wallet was gone. That quickly. I asked everybody in the shop to stop and look around. Searched for a good 15 minutes and nothing. Ran to the gate to explain my situation and told my colleagues to fly without me. I was waiting at an the airport information desk for a police officer when a was tapped on my shoulder. It was a woman with my wallet in her hand. "I took your wallet," she said. "Sorry about that." It was the clerk at the store where I bought the mints!
Had to catch the redeye to make my meeting.
if the shoe fits, wear it
No guy should be wearing a leopard print thong - period.
Yikes!
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